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Practicing Buddhist. Ambitious. Scorpio. Shy nympho. Open minded with a side of common sense. Body positive. 4'5" mermaid. Girly and cold hearted.
"I said fuck society and what people think about me a long time ago.. Your words and opinions cannot hurt me."
-Sincerely the owner of this blog. 💕💖
You have to be odd to be number one.
— Dr. Seuss (via hefuckin)

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

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OKAY SO LETS TALK ABOUT WHEN YOUR GIRL IS ASS NAKED LOOKING FOR CLOTHES TO WEAR AND SHE AINT EEM TRYNA BE CUTE SHE OUT HERE LOOKING FOR MATCHING SOCKS N SHIT BUT LOWKEY LOOKING MAJESTIC N SHIT, SHE OVER HERE WALKING CROSS THE ROOM OVER TO THE CLOSET WITH THIS SEXY ASS GAZELLE ASS WALK AND YOU OUT HERE LIKE MY NIGGA HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL RIGHT NOW I CAN BUHLEEDISHIT AND THEN YOU SEE HER FACE WHILE SHE PUTTING TOGETHER OUTFIT AND SHE LIKE 12 DIFFERENT TYPES OF CUTE AND YOU NOT REALLY UNDERSTANDING HOW ALL THIS IS EXISTING IN THE SAME UNIVERSE

walkerflexasranger:

and then she does that shit for another 45 fucking minutes and its annoying as hell cuz yall aint never on time for nothing cuz her fuckass cant never make up her mind.

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gnarly:

do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants

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happyhourprofessional:

Painfully accurate.
chanel-and-louboutins:

✝

Nude 😍😍
s-kipp:

I feel like a mermaid